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ASCENSION THURSDAY May 5, 2005 vol 16, no. 125
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 Presenting the Second Annual
IgNOMinious gNOMe Awards
The igNOMinious gNOMe Awards are our way of exposing the charlatans who have veered so far from the path Holy Mother Church has always traveled in conveying to the faithful flocks why shepherds are so vital in being guided to eternal salvation. That salvation today, contrary to what was taught for 2000 years, no longer requires the Catholic Faith or the fulness of the sacraments to be attained. At least that is the thinking of those who we acknowledge igNOMiniously today. the capital NOM stands, of course for the synthetic, man-made concoction issued by Paul VI that dared to usurp the divinely deigned Immemorial Mass of All Ages, the Holy Sacrifice of Tradition said in the Mother Tongue of the Church - Latin. Today that benchmark of stability and sense has given way to novelty and innovation, with ecumenism raising its ugly head while the Mass of Tradition is consigned to the medieval bin.
We've had the Ugly with the UGLIES awards presented on the Feast of Saint Peter Canisius, Wednesday, April 27. Next Friday on the Feast of St. Robert Bellarmine and the 88th Anniversary of the First Apparition at Fatima and the historical Feast of Our Lady of the Blessed Sacrament we will present the Good with the few, but well-deserved Tower of Trent Trophies. That leaves us today with the "Bad" and that is the IgNOMinious gNOMe Awards, which acknowledges the bad Catholic ecclesiastics you've voted for and, in shaming them, we can only offer prayerful hope they'll wake up from their ecumania and repent. You'll note to the left of each award is a bishop depicted like the famous gnome who is going doddy-bonkers leaning to the left. You might call him the "Roamin' Roman GNOME" for he's gone whoopsie-daisy with the Sacred Deposit of the Faith.
We have chosen this day May 5th, for this year it is the Solemnity of the Ascension of Our Lord and thus, Pope Saint Pius V misses out this year liturgically-wise. So as not to forget this great and holy Pope who codified Trent, we especially honor him with announcing the numerous and notorious on his feast. Appropriately this year that Christ's Ascension falls on the same day for since Christ and His Vicar St. Pius V are the Ones Whom the bishops today have been disobeying so blatantly is it not appropriate they be exposed on this day?
This year, because we feel they need to be recognized for their lukewarmness and shameful, spineless shepherding, we have expanded the list to include those who received at least 50 votes each.There are 27 in all plus a "Roamin' Gnome" Award to one organization. It's kind of our little dig at collegiality since they believe the more the merrier, we'll see how merry they are after they find themselves on this igNOMinious list.
Therefore, without further adieu, we present your choices for the igNOMinious gNOMe Awards:
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  Archbishop Michael FITZGERALD even topped Walter Kasper this year. Blame it on the ecumaniacal agenda at Fatima in which this Vatican prelate joyfully applauded heresy and anathema and then joined in the denial even though the evidence was overwhelming that he was lying through his teeth. Try to fool us once, we'll be on our guard; try to fool us twice with the pagans clearly in the sanctuary and watch out. Maybe the cornerstone was laid, but it's still brick and mortar that will crumble for in the end, true to her word, Mary's Immaculate Heart will triumph despite the ecumania championed by Fitzgerald. In your desire to destroy - animus delendi, we present you with the igNOMinious gNOMe. Shame on you. We hereby sentence you to the gNOMe Hall of Shame.
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  Gone but not forgotten - or, sadly, for many not forgiven is your friend and ours - cardinal Bernard LAW who was given a posh pit in Rome and head of St. Mary Majors there. Just another example how great John Paul II was. Reward those who cover up sin, enable it and cause great scandal. If JP2 had really been great he would have defrocked Law who had to resign in disgrace and would have committed him along with so many other offensive, scandal mongering prelates to live out their lives in penance and retribution in the monasteries. We quite expect many of the votes for Law came from Boston where churches there have been closed faster than the corner bars during Prohibition. There should be a prohibition that such men as Law not be allowed to continue as is. He should pay his just dues to man and God. Meanwhile, he can place his igNOMinious gNOMe on the balcony of his plush veranda and imagine what the Hall of Shame really means. After all, for Law it should be a law!
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  The fact that the voting coincided with the terrible trauma of Terri Schiavo's suffering prompted many to cast their despicable vote for bishop Robert LYNCH of St. Petersburg, Florida. What good shepherd tends to his flock by ignoring her plight, sides with the estranged, adulterous husband, and when push comes to shove is half-way around the world in Indonesia. Pardon us, but isn't he supposed to be the "shepherd of St. Petersburg" not the "diplomat to Indonesia and their plight"? He's got more than a few wires mixed up considering he also came under heavy fire when a few years ago he banned all eucharistic adoration in parishes. Ah, yes, isn't it great what wonderful Catholic bishops we have?! NOT! And because he has not been Catholic but a sniveling, spineless herder of 'yes' men in order to be politically correct, he has one more award he can stick on his mantle - the igNOMinious gNOMe and, the next time he's abroad doing busy work while ignoring his own at home, he can brag that he is a full-fledged member of the Hall of Shame.
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  If Law is guilty, archbishop Sean O'MALLEY is the one getting the heat and rightfully so as the votes indicated since it has been the same ol' in Bean Town. When parishioners try to talk to him - even corner him, he runs like a screaming teenager to his car to hide from his flock. Meanwhile he continues the wreckovation of churches in Boston and at the same time remains mum on the scandalous pro-abort
actions of Senators John Kerry and Ted Kennedy. Business as usual, but then the Boston legacy can be laid at the feet or is that feat, of cardinal Cushing who was the first to utter those infamous words, "though personally I believe abortion is wrong, it is not for me to foist my beliefs on others." Then why are these guys clerics, let alone prelates? More of the insanity of Vatican II and bitter, bitter fruits - if one wants to call such desolation of souls and parishes "fruits." Thus, to O'Malley who inherited the mess left behind by Law and has done nothing to clean things up, inherit the igNOMinious gNOMe and live with acceptance into the Hall of Shame. Just don't cry!
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 What many surmised with so many votes for him is that cardinal Angelo SODANO is quite possibly the most powerful man in the new Vatican and one who influenced John Paul II greatly on the appointments of the sorry lot of bishops. Therefore Sodano received his fair share of votes. The fact he is still Secretary of State under Benedict XVI does not bode well for cleaning house. It is interesting in retrospect that the media made it out that Sodano and Ratzinger were at odds and in that respect perhaps there could be hope for Benedict, but not by approving your enemy in the same powerful post. Something is amiss and readers look to the rot as part of Sodano's doings, thus winning for him the notorious igNOMinious gNOMe and entrance into the Hall of Shame.
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  Some may be surprised to see one of the "conservative" bishops on this list, but they'll be even more surprised for two more follow. This one bishop John J. MYERS has become tainted after his time in Peoria. As the Archbishop of Newark he oversaw the takeover and pirating of St. Anthony's Traditional parish of which the respected Father Paul Wickens had built on blood, sweat and tears. It was on Myers' watch that he allowed the modernists to infiltrate and literally take that beautiful church and parish right out from under the faithful through a compromised and conniving board of directors who, in cahoots with the Indultarians, coerced Father on his death bed to hand over whatever they wanted while he was drugged up on morphine. Surely that cannot be legal in the face of what he said throughout his priesthood. But as we saw in the Terri Schiavo case, a person on his or her deathbed has no rights and that is what happened at St. Anthony's. Therefore Myers deserves the igNOMinious gNOMe and entrance into the Hall of Shame.
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  The bishop of New Ulm, a notorious liberal hotbed, got a plethora of votes after Michael Matt revealed that John NIENSTEDT refused to allow a Requiem Latin Mass be said for 88-year-old Traditional Catholic Allen Cain. Readers were outraged that this modernist, who claims to have been weaned on the Latin Mass, is lying through his teeth when he says Paul VI banned the True Mass because, one he had no power to change a divinely ordained rite, and two, it has been confirmed the Latin Mass was never outlawed - though people like Nienstedt would like it to be and therefore to him and practically every other bishop - it is. Don't fall back on the equally atrocious Ecclesia Dei because that doesn't hold water either. Face it, Nienstedt is caught in his own lie that whatever masses he has approved are not Catholic nor is the church he is a member of - that would be the church of Vatican II. If he were truly weaned on the Truths and Traditions, then what happened? Time to go back to Trent 101 but for now get thee to the Hall of Shame and do not pass go, and take your igNOMinious gNOMe with you. Do you really want to die and not have a true priest say a Requiem Mass for you? That would be tragic and what is more tragic is that you could not grant a loyal Catholic his last wish. Shame on you, John Nienstedt.
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  The bishop of Albany came under a lot of scrutiny this year what with a murder in his diocese and he being highly suspect of having complicity in the death of a priest who knew too much. The mammon-mongers may think they're getting away with murder, but our readers responded by saying throw the book at Howard HUBBARD and the rot that exists in his see. There were a few editorial comments submitted such as "lock him up and throw away the key," and "Hubbard's cupboard is bare and that isn't the only thing being bared!"Whatever espionage and intrigue resides within the walls of the Albany Diocese, Hubbard has to know nothing will be hidden from God. Stephen Brady of Roman Catholic Faithful, armed with evidence and suspicion, traveled to confront him and he ran and hid. Typical of these spineless, yellow-livered prelates of the New Order. For your management and mismanagement of the Mauve Mafia, we present the igNOMinious gNOMe and an entrance pass into the Hall of Shame. No cement shoes or horse heads allowed!
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  One of the neo-Catholics' darlings made the list and deservedly so: archbishop Raymond BURKE. While conservatives are praising to the hilt the Archbishop of St. Louis for what he is doing, that praise is surely not coming from parishioners of St. Stanislaus Kosta in the Gateway City. That is because, despite a century-long agreement that the parish is not owned by the diocese, Burke not only tried to strong-arm them into handing over the parish and assets worth almost nine million dollars, but used threats to try to coerce them, withdrawing a priest and the sacraments and threatening excommunication. The parish voted and resoundingly said no to this New Order prelate with a 299-5 vote to not cave to Burke's unlawful demands. So far as we know no one has been excommunicated yet because, as the Novus Ordinarians are always want to do, they talk a good game but when push comes to shove they never act accordingly. Thus, Ray Burke has earned the igNOMinious gNOMe Award for 2005 and admittance into the Hall of Shame. Hopefully while there he will realize the company he keeps when professing to stand by the new religion of Vatican II and will bolt the New Order by returning to Tradition.
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  Across the pond many wrote to register their vote for England's red-hat cardinal Cormac MURPHY-O'CONNOR. The biggest reason for his votes has been his relentless ecumaniacal bent, especially schmoozing with Rowan Williams, the Anglican archbishop of Canterbury who also received votes. The bottom line is that Cormac has tried to be the big MAC to all, serving all kinds of mumbo-jumbo to everyone and forgetting Christ's charge to convert not compromise or dialogue to death. But this thoroughly Vatican Twoized prelate is committed to giving away the store as those such as Saint Thomas More, St. John Fisher and Edward Campion must be shuddering on the clouds watching the wreckovation that has taken place in jolly old England where the traditional movement is making great strides because of the likes of Murphy-O'Connor. Thus, have a cup of tea and a scone, and enjoy your igNOMinious gNOMe and go right on congratulating the Prince for his adultery and illicit marriage while you stalk the floors of the Hall of Shame.
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  Toronto's cardinal Aloysius AMBROZIC caught the ire of readers for his suspension of one of Mel Gibson's personally-chosen chaplains Father Stephen Somerville. All Fr. Stephen was doing was assisting the SSPX in bringing the Faith and Sacraments to a hungry faithful. Even though modern Rome has confirmed that SSPX Masses are totally legit (as if one needed their affirmation), ol' Ambrozic showed his true colors by singling Fr. Stephen out and trying to take away his faculties. Here there is such a priest shortage with so many starving for the sacraments and this pompous prelate chooses to punish rather than feed the sheep? That's exactly what he did just as so many other New Order clerics do in stubbornly resisting the one branch that is connected to the True Church, and embracing the scattered branches that have broken off from Eternal Rome. For his strongheadedness and stupidity, Ambrozic can add an igNOMinious gNOMe to his Maple Leaf collection and a ticket for the Hall of Shame. How's that sound, hey?
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  Yes, as we said earlier, the archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams got enough votes to garner an igNOMinious gNOMe this year. But wait a minute, you're saying, he's not even Catholic. You're right, but neither are any of the other recipients either. Oh, they call themselves Catholic, but in many sees there are High Anglican churches that are more Catholic in culture than the local Novus Ordo. Regardless, if the words don't fit, you must quit and that is the formula for knowing if it is the True Mass and the True Faith or a hybrid counterfeit religion that has broken off from the True Church. The only difference is that William's church broke off 470 years ago, the rest who follow modern Rome broke off 40 years ago. Thus welcome to Williams. Considering the problems you are encountering in the Episcopal and Anglican quarters and your compromising with mammon by even allowing an openly homosexual in the clergy to lead, you should feel right at home with your Novus Ordo confreres in the Hall of Shame.
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  Surprisingly Spokane's bishop William SKYLSTAD didn't receive as many votes as we thought he would. Oh, he received at least 64 and that made him eligible for the Hall of Shame this year, but many are not aware of this Novus Ordinarian prelate but they will be. Spokanites know all about him as they show you their empty pockets and then you wonder why his diocese had to declare bankruptcy because of the sex scandal on his watch. Normally you would think that the last thing you would do is promote someone who couldn't manage their own diocese. But, nooo, the clueless ones of the United States Conference of 'Catholic Bishops' actually awarded him by electing Skylstad head man of the conference. As unbelievable as that sounds, it's a fact and provides all the more evidence how looney the New Order is. It is also an interesting fact that Spokane has the largest traditional contingent in the United States with the traditional movement flourishing there and the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass readily available on a daily basis at five chapels within a 30 mile radius. None of these are under Skylstad's thumb and that is evidence of why the traditional movement is growing so. They're free of him, but now he's the USCCB's problem. And we do mean problem. So show off your igNOMinious gNOMe to your fellow colleagues and invite them to tour the Hall of Shame. It's something they should all be most familiar with.
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