DAILY CATHOLIC for November 5
The Lighter Side
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vol, 8
no. 24

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Heaven!

   We have our proverbs from Sacred Scripture which are profound. On the lighter side we present "Pathetic Proverbs"...pointless pundits that do nothing but bring a chuckle:

Pathetic Proverbs

If at first you don't succeed,
skydiving is not for you.

The trouble with doing something right the first time
is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,
because the average man can see better than he can think.

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from
where you left them to where you can't find them.

Clothes make the man since naked people
have little or no influence on society.

Money can't buy happiness. . .
but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

Law of Probability Dispersal:
Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill.
If you have 3 friends who are OK, then you're it.

and finally...

Deja Moo:
The feeling you've heard this bull before.

November 5, 1997 volume 8, no. 24
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Heaven!

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