DAILY CATHOLIC for November 19
The Lighter Side
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vol, 8
no. 34

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Heaven!

   Ah, the great malaprop! Headline writers can be guilty of this at times and below we bring you some gems for a chuckle or two or three. Some are ridiculous, some are hilarious, and some make no sense whatsoever. But then one man's humor is another's doldrums and vice versa, but God wants us all to laugh as we continue our journey to Heaven so have a good one on us and enjoy some of these malaprop headlines:

Headline heckles that can raise the hackles: Part One

  • Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
  • Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
  • Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
  • Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
  • Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
  • Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
  • Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
  • Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
  • Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
  • Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
  • British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
  • Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
  • Eye Drops Off Shelf
  • Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
  • Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
  • Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
  • Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
  • Miners Refuse to Work After Death
  • Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
  • Stolen Painting Found by Tree

November 19, 1997 volume 8, no. 34
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Heaven!

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