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FRI-SAT-SUN             August 28-30, 1998             SECTION TWO              vol 9, no. 169

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TIME CAPSULES

Events throughout the week in Church History

     For time capsule events that happened in Church history on August 28th through August 30th, click on ALL ROADS LEAD TO ROME

Historical Events in Church Annals for August 28:

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Historical Events in Church Annals for August 30:


TOP TEN MOVIES OF LAST WEEK

The unkindest cut of all: "Blade" slices "Saving Private Ryan" off top rung!

TOP TEN MOVIES FOR THIRD WEEK OF AUGUST

     Probably the most cutting embarassment of the entire summer was the fact a quality movie was shaved by another of those late summer trash movies - so much so that the newest entry to this genre - "Blade" slashed through the meager competition to oust four time leader "Saving Private Ryan". Contributing to the summer malaise was the fact that the rest of the movies garnered only single digit numbers for the week, making it the most least-watched week of the summer that has had its share of sexploitive films such as "There's Something about Mary" and "How Stella Got her Groove Back" which followed up the pack at third and fourth and we won't even say "respectively" beacause there's nothing respectful about either of those two bombs. The Nicholas Cage dud "Snake Eyes" rolled a five for the second straight week and another senseless two hour drone on man's sensibilities was wasted with "Dead Man on Campus" which came in a week sixth. The remaining four were the only movies of any redeeming quality that weren't ranked "R" including the new release "Dance With Me" which finished 8th behind "Ever After" and just ahead of The Parent Trap. Outside of "Blade's" surprising showing, the biggest surprise was how far the British spy movie "The Avengers" plunged - from third to tenth in only its second week, guaranteeing it a failure at the box office as well as the complete disappearance of highly promoted bad films "Halloween H20" and "The Negotiator" from the top ten.

      As you'll see with each review there is almost always something objectionable about each movie so go in with an open mind and keep in mind the best advice before you plunk down your hard-earned money at the box-office: Would Jesus and His Mother Mary watch it with you? If not, think twice about seeing it.


  • 1. BLADE 17.1 million in one week New Line Cinema
          This one could be dubbed "Dracula meets Dorff" or "Dud the Vampire Slayer" because it truly is a dud that stretches the imagination and bores the heart, soul and mind. Oddly, the villain's name is "Dorff" - no relation to the comic midget character played by Tim Conway in so many videos. There's nothing funny about Blade's Dorff and there's nothing redeeming about the excessive amount of blood and violence throughout the entire plot. The characters are shallow, including the lead played by tough guy Wesley Snipes who looks more like Dennis Rodman on steroids. How it ever topped "Saving Private Ryan" is one of the great mysteries of moviedom trivia even though it tried to out-violent and out-gross Stephen Spielberg's realistic scenes. The results: Gross out! No folks, this one is definitely one to be missed. Let's hope it finds the box office graveyard soon like the rest of the terrible fare released in August. Below is the bishops' review:
      Blade -- Because of excessive violence, much profanity and constant rough language, the U.S. Catholic Conference classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Blade is an ultraviolent horror fantasy adapted from the comic strip about three heavily armed humans battling a city of vampires. The gory, stomach-turning proceedings wallow in scenes of brutality, butchery and bloodshed.

  • 2. SAVING PRIVATE RYAN 142.7 million over five weeks Dreamworks
         Before "Blade" slashed into its one month reign, this movie had all the makings of being one of the top blockbusters of the summer. When you consider that a third of the population refuse to see it because of its mind-numbing graphic content that can stir nightmares like nothing "Halloween H20" could ever do, that says a lot for this film's staying power and powerful cast which still finished in double figures for the week. Like his award winning, but disturbing movie "Schlindler's List" Steven Spielberg brings us another powerful, poignant and purposeful masterpiece with a message that will have audiences buzzing for weeks to come. This one is not "entertainment" per se but a realistic look at the horrific casualties of war like no movie ever has. But it is not just for shock value as so many movies try to do today, but, true to the Spielberg purpose of expressing his heart and soul for a cause, the master director takes us there to show us how it really was and the saving grace and triumph of man's soul in the face of insurmountable odds. Below is the Bishops' review:

      Saving Private Ryan--Because of graphic battlefield violence, some profanity and recurring rough language, the U.S. Catholic Conference classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Saving Private Ryan is a riveting war drama with Tom Hanks as an army officer who leads a patrol behind German lines in 1944 France to rescue G.I. Matt Damon whose three brothers had been killed in action the previous week. This realistic re-creation of war's horror and chaos never loses sight of the soldiers' humanity and loyalty, despite their questioning the mission's justification.

  • 3. THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY 104 million over six weeks 20th Century Fox
         While all the others continued to plummet, this sexploitive film continued to hold its own which - when you consider this movie's contents - is an oxymoron. Speaking of morons, that's what we must call the American movie-goer who plunks down hard-earned cash for this garbage. It is, to put it simply, a story that is blatant profanity and something with absolutely no redeeming value. This "R" rated movie exploits others and holds sex on such a vulgar level that it is so bad that the best thing in the movie is the dog - even in full body cast he's more believable than any of the human characters who don't seem to have a clue what good acting is. How these kind of films get made and the poor calibre of actors and actresses that are being churned out is beyond our comprehension. This is definitely one to avoid like the plague! We have to disagree with the Bishops' review below when they said "the sentimental story helps keep its tasteless humor from becoming seriously offensive." Sorry, your excellencies, but it is seriously offensive! Below is the Bishops' review:

      There's Something About Mary-- Because of some comic violence, gross sexual innuendo, fleeting nudity, intermittent profanity and much rough language, the U.S. Catholic Conference classification is A-IV -- adults, with reservations. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. There's Something About Mary is a wacky but very crude comedy about lovelorn Ben Stiller competing with sneaky private eye Matt Dillon and others for the affections of the attractive but incredibly naive Cameron Diaz. The jokes in this goofy romantic comedy range from the dopey to the outrageously vulgar, though the sentimental story helps keep its tasteless humor from becoming seriously offensive.

  • 4. HOW STELLA GOT HER GROOVE BACK 22.2 million in two weeks 20th Century Fox
         Though this farce is targeted to exploit black audiences, white audiences are also falling for the bait which will land something that definitely should not only be thrown back, but thrown out. Why is Hollywood so out of touch with reality and morality? This film answers the question only too vividly by glorifying something God has said is sinful - with no exceptions. As for any redeeming qualities to this movie, don't look for it. Below is the bishop's review of this film:

      How Stella Got Her Groove Back -- Because of its uncritical treatment of pre-marital sex, fleeting nudity and some rough language, the U.S. Catholic Conference classification is A-IV -- adults, with reservations. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. How Stella Got Her Groove Back is a glossy comic valentine in which 40-year-old single mom Angela Bassett finds happiness with a man half her age whom she meets while vacationing in Jamaica. The result is an idealized romantic fantasy about a one-night stand maturing into a committed relationship.

  • 5. SNAKE EYES 40.5 million over three weeks Paramount
          Those who loved Nicholas Cage's performance in "Face Off"), will be greatly disappointed with his latest vehicle "Snake Eyes". Cage, a fast talking detective on the take is definitely good in it, but the story and supporting cast are very shallow. This one bears the label of that great bugaboo among today's script writers: no motivation of character. The violence is very graphic and midway through the film, after they reveal the villain, everything is anticlimatic and boring from there. This is definitely not a movie to bet big on. Below is the bishops' review:
      Snake Eyes -- Because of recurring violence, some sexual innuendo, minimal rough language and frequent profanity, the U.S. Catholic Conference classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. In Snake Eyes the lifelong friendship of corrupt cop Nicolas Cage and Naval Commander Gary Sinese is sorely tested when they investigate a Cabinet member's assassination at a championship boxing match they were attending. The movie is more sleek than suspenseful in finding its twisted route to the truth and one man's hardly credible redemption.

  • 6. DEAD MAN ON CAMPUS 4.7 million over two weeks Paramount
          Why should we be surprised that such a movie as this could get made when you consider the work ethics of today's youth. Students at this fictional college elevate the cheat-at-any-cost and anything-goes mentality and spend more time trying to finagle out of things than they could actually studying. The premise is lame at best and the sick pranks and ammoral behavior that follow are sure to remind anyone who ever went to college of Pscyhology I01 or Introduction to Chemistry, in other words: BORING! Not only is it boring, tedious and offensive but completely lacking in taste. But then aren't most films of this genre? Below is the bishops' review:
      Dead Man on Campus -- Because of its jokey treatment of recreational drug use, underage drinking and promiscuity as well as much rough language and profanity, the U.S. Catholic Conference classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Dead Man on Campus is a failed comedy about two college freshmen seeking to drive a depressed roommate into committing suicide. Its lighthearted depictions of substance abuse, meaningless casual sex and troubled students make this a dreary exercise in anti-social humor.

  • 7. EVER AFTER: A CINDERELLA STORY 42.3 million over four weeks20th Century Fox
         At last they might have found a movie where overused and undertalented Drew Barrymore fits in with the scenery and times - the Renaissance era of 16th Century France. This is a different kind of Cinderella story than the one your parents told you and with all your imagination, believe us, Barrymore was not who you pictured, we're sure. Having only her name to sustain her, she is better in this film than all the rest put together since "E.T." and she wasn't very good in that one. It's a romantic fantasy that could well put the men to sleep - you could call it "Sleeping Beauty." with an attitude. Below is the Bishops' review:

      Ever After: A Cinderella Story -- Because of some stylized violence, menace and crude language, the U.S. Catholic Conference classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents are strongly cautioned that some material may be inappropriate for children under 13. Ever After is a fairy tale romance with Drew Barrymore as a spunky young Frenchwoman who, despite the interference of her wicked stepmother, wins the heart of the crown prince who is enthralled by her natural beauty, wit and intelligence. This variation on the Cinderella story offers a modern, self-reliant heroine in a colorful 16th-century setting, with often amusing and, at times, heartwarming results.

  • 8. DANCE WITH ME 4.5 million in one week Sony
         Despite a solid cast, this one tries too hard to be the "Saturday Night Fever" or "Dirty Dancing" movie of the 90's but falls short because of its limited beat and weak story line that diverts in too many directions before honing in on Kris Kristofferson's secret. To its credit it could have been a sensual, sexual romp but the director took the high road and keeps the moral curve in tact. It will be a popular video at Blockbuster with its Latin rhythms but as for box-office it won't tango for long. Below is the Bishops' review:

      Dance With Me --Because of romantic complications and unmarried sexual relationships, the U.S. Catholic Conference classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Dance with Me offers overblown musical romance with a Latin beat as a Cuban youth comes to Texas to meet the man he's certain is his father, then falls for a dance studio instructor while helping restart her professional dancing career. The thinly developed story relies on increasingly elaborate dance routines to provide the interest missing from stereotyped situations and characters.

  • 9. THE PARENT TRAP 51.1 million over four weeksDisney
         Trapped in a void, that's what Disney is with this remake of the successful and funny film of the same title back in the sixties when Hayley Mills became a household name. This one is a cruder remake of that one with nothing new and everyone, other than the young and spunky Lindsay Lohan as identical twins. Who would you believe is more credible as parents: Randy Quaid and Natasha Richardson from the 98 version or Brian Keith and Maureen O'Hara from the 61 film? Thought so. This is basically a harmless film that shows Disney must be hard up for originality. Below is the Bishops' review:

      The Parent Trap--Because of some unamusing pranks and a scene of amateur ear-piercing, the U.S. Catholic Conference classification is A-II --adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. The Parent Trap is a slow-paced but often charming re-make of the 1961 movie in which 11-year-old identical twin sisters, raised separately by divorced parents, happen to meet at summer camp, then switch places to work on reuniting mom and dad. The sentimental premise provides a number of heartwarming moments with comic relief from the mischievous twins, but the feel-good results are superficial at best.

  • 10. THE AVENGERS 17.8 million over two weeks Warner Brothers
         Perhaps because Warner Brothers did not preview this film it did poorly in its opening week. But there is no excuse for the second week which assures this latest rip-off of a popular TV series of being declared a disaster. It could be that followers of the cult-like sixties TV series are staying away in droves since Uma Thurman cannot hold a candle to Diana Riggs, though Ralph Fiennes carries off his role as John Steed almost with the same British aplomb as his predecessor Patrick Macnee, though the role given to Sean Connery lacks the punch and depth normally expected from such an exalted actor. In fact, Connery himself, a connosieur of good scripts, regrets being a part of this one, refusing to promote the film. That speaks to his integrity and the shallowness of this British-oriented film which, even with Emma Peel has no apeal for American movie-goers. Below is the bishop's review of this film:

      The Avengers -- Because of stylized violence, sexual innuendo and an instance of rough language, the U.S. Catholic Conference classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents are strongly cautioned that some material may be inappropriate for children under 13. The Avengers is a leaden updating of the 1960s TV series with unflappable British operatives Ralph Fiennes and Uma Thurman battling international villain Sean Connery. The agents are smug and charmless while the villain proves to be embarrassingly buffoonish.
  • Reviews provided through Film & Broadcasting Division of the National Conference of Catholic Bishops and figures provided through Exhibitor Relations Co. Inc.


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